Ain’t I the Lucky One?

I just received the email below…Believe it or not, I have had other opportunities like this but have ignored them. Shame on me!

Dear Sir/Madam


We wish to congratulate and inform you that after thorough
review and evaluation of your Inheritance/Contract funds in conjunction
with the World Bank Auditor General and the International Monetary
Fund (IMF) assessment report, your payment file was forwarded to us for
immediate transfer of the above quoted amount to your designated bank
account from their offshore account with us.

The reports given to us shows that you have been going
through hard times to see to the release of your funds, which has been
delayed by some dubious officials. We therefore advice that you stop
further correspondence with any one outside this office.

Your required Non-Residential Clearance documentation which
our legal team have been obligated to assist you with to enable us
credit your account directly by telegraphic transfer or through any of
our corresponding banks and send copies of the funds transfer
release documents to you and your bankers for confirmation is ready.

If you follow our directives, your account will be credited
and funds will reflect in your account within 5 banking days from the
day you obtain this Non-Residential Clearance Form. For further
details and assistance on this Remittance Notification, kindly forward
your Full Names, Contact Address, Telephone and Fax Numbers.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Mike Anderson.
Head, International Banking Division.
Barclays Bank. United Kingdom.